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Let Me Help

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Dear Juliet " ' Let me help,' he said. 'A hundred years or so from now, I think it was, a famous novelist will write a classic using that theme. He recommends those three words even over 'I love you.' " ( The City On the Edge Of Forever ) Someone even put it to music ... You and  Buffy  have taken too many stompings. I've even enumerated them , and gingerly predicted the continuation's sudden demise . It's been like quietly begging people to at least consider following the Yellow Brick Road. To avoid the Green, Blue or Purple ones at all costs and don't even think about dipping their big toes in the molten lava at the rim of the dark ravine I don't want them to go within a mile of. But on you all go, dipping your toes in and wondering why your feet get burnt off... I don't want you stomped, and I don't want you hurt. So please, take a break at Point Lobos and climb the steps to the monastery. Let me help, if need be. But I thin...

Climb the Steps (Not of Mount Seleya...)

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Dear Juliet I think that's it. It's not a perfect cure or solution, of course (that is the province of film and fantasy), but I think taking a few days at Point Lobos, walking up the path to the Carmelite monastery there and spending some time in the grounds and chapel should be of help. I think the nuns do tours . They aren't Vulcan high priestesses, of course, but sometimes fantasy has a basis in reality. Nor is there a timetable for this. Go when and if you feel ready, but I think I'd recommend climbing the steps to your Mount Seleya . I think that if there is Somebody Up There, He does like you . But if there is, the one thing He can't do is override your free will . However, He can make some pretty firm recommendations and if you don't follow them, well, you get stomped. Seen that happen a few times ... So, might be an idea? In the meantime, I've got the ticket for the Globe, with a stop-off at the Golden Hinde , which is a bit like an early Enterprise...

The Long Road To the Sunlit City?

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Dear Juliet I'd wanted mildly to move on and not stick too deep in the sands of Drusilla's beach, mention that I'm going to go to Shakespeare's Globe post-Southwark (15th-19th June) to try and get some pictures for you there. I'll enjoy that, too. Many years ago, I used to wind up an ex-girlfriend at work with Shakespearean quotes. I think she came close to hitting me on several occasions... I also don't want my blogs to get too introspective, remembering that the point is to reassure you of your worth, build up your self-esteem, give you the occasional metaphorical hug 🤗 and get you addicted to Ben & Jerry's! And I remembered an old quote from Dear Miss Landau (where else?) about "pilgrims on the mountain road to Calvary."  There's also America's progress towards the shining city on the hill . I know there've been a few bumps in that road... However, it always seems an upwards path must be walked. With sweat, with strain, with a...

The Big Floppy Hat By the Sea...

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Dear Juliet I don't think you've ever been to Gibson beach, but it looks like it's nevertheless become your sanctuary. My memories of it are seventeen years deep and so profound the only way I can deal with them is through humour. I was coming off a near nervous breakdown at the time, and did indeed get off the Number 5 bus like a pilgrim looking for his Calvary. I think I had the same straw hat both first and last times. The Chevron filling station south of Carmel is a pretty unlikely shrine, but I orientated myself by it and went on down to the Point. Vanity of vanities, all is vanity. For sure. I'm probably going to get shouted at for this, but a Mack truck did get a bit close while I was getting my bearings. Mind you, I didn't think I was going to run out of luck just then. It was just the faintest of reminders that one day my road would be run. I asked directions at the ranger station, found Gibson beach on the map and renamed it Drusilla's beach when I go...

Neither Chocolate Nor a Cheeseburger!

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Dear Juliet Well, this is what it is : From: james.christie466@btinternet.com To: info@carmelitesistersbythesea.org Sent: Wednesday, May 27th 2026, 22:27 Subject: Prayer request for my dearest friend, Juliet Landau Dear Reverend Mother and Sisters, Juliet Rose Landau God be with you. To explain as concisely as possible, my name is James Christie and I am autistic. In 2010, I crossed America overland by Greyhound bus with the backing of the National Autistic Society Scotland in order to meet Hollywood actress Juliet Landau on Sunset Boulevard and also to visit Point Lobos. The book detailing these events is called Dear Miss Landau , and tells some of our story. Juliet became more than just an actress to me, and she's had some tough times recently. I am trying to support her, and in doing so told her that I regularly light a candle for her at my own church. This seems to comfort her. I had hoped we could conceivably revisit Point Lobos someday (specifically Gibson beach) but it may n...

A Country of Ice Cream, a Copper Lamp of Crap Design...

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Dear Juliet I'd like to buy you an ice cream! Not Ben & Jerry's, admittedly. In The Way We Were , Hubbell Gardiner's first novel was called  A Country Made Of Ice Cream . Maybe that's where I got the idea from. I was going to joke about going to London, not mention the Carmelite Monastery or the Point, but I don't think I'm going to do that now. I really like Gibson beach and a pivotal part of  Drusilla's Roses  is set right there. The  sky above the bay's the brightest blue I ever did see. S urf rolls and sparkles like a liquid diamond sea, light's etched hard on the rocks to the lee . Sure I'd like to go back. I never visited the monastery or the Carmel Mission either, and I'd like to do that, too. If America's made of ice cream, Monterey County's a confection of cookie dough! For now, though, there's another Lady Chapel in Southwark Cathedral, renamed the Retro Choir , and instead of bantering about being blown up by unexpl...

Southwark, Pastrami and the Self Preservation Society!

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Dear Juliet I'd better not think about pastrami and rye, time's passing by... I'll be in London 15th-16th June, back in Shifnal on the 17th and back in London again 18th-19th June. I'd originally booked to go to a book launch on the 15th, then decided to attend the Society of Authors' (SoA) big summer blowout at Southwark Cathedral on the 18th. London hotel prices are so lethal it's probably best to go home midweek, then return. No, I'm probably not being very logical, but I've booked myself in at two separate shoeboxes and I can check Henry Pordes for Donna Tartt. I'll also see if I can access my blog via my smartphone. Everything should be fine although the government may fall on the 18th if Andy Burnham wins the by-election and Keir Starmer resigns . Unlikely, but... Do not worry, everything should be fine. As well as the SoA, I'm a charter member of the Self Preservation Society ! On the other hand, perhaps it's about time to tell you tha...